i Could Pee on This Funny Poems

Excerpts from I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on March 7, 2011

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Don Man said, on March 7, 2011 at 11:31 am

I was the boyfriend in the first poem. Can I write a verse about the warm, wet liquid pooling around my ankles as I slept? No. Guess not.
robinite said, on March 7, 2011 at 11:40 am

brilliant!
DaraLynn said, on March 7, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Wonderful! Love the kitty poems – I have those very same cats, too 😉
Also, I could leave a furball on this…
kateohkatie said, on March 7, 2011 at 2:49 pm

This is frickin' amazing. Love it!
I so want a copy of this book! LMAO!
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*snaps fingers, beatnik-style*

Poem 1 and 3 could have been written by my cat.
lizaroni said, on March 7, 2011 at 6:19 pm

What does it say about me that I would buy this book?
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I love the "I Lick Your Nose" poem… I remember that day!
Nancy said, on March 7, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Kinda obvious you lived with an evil Tortie.
I'm guessing you miss her.
Humor reveals the positive side of pee and makes it possible to acquire more of these little wretches.
Whistler42 said, on March 8, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Follow-up series:

I Could Yark On This
I Could Shred This
I Could Totally Furr This Up
You could never make a poetry book about dogs as good as this. Brilliant stuff. I miss my cats. I don't miss their pee.
Publish it! I would put this on the bookshelf… and gift it all over town.
Can i just say how funny this is. I think this is the third or fourth time I have come back to peep on it. Cats + Poetry = Awesome.
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April said, on March 22, 2012 at 2:03 pm

These poems are sooooo funny. I almost peed my pants looking at the poem Busy, Busy. LOL !
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Reblogged this on Fan Actuel and commented:
Je ne sais pas si ça se classe dans "fan", les adorateurs de chats, mais ils aimeront ce livre. Poèmes de chats. Publié grâce au succès du blog d'origine.
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Alex said, on January 7, 2015 at 8:50 am

there should be one about cats eating the roll of toilet paper o__o so much toilet paper everywhere!
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Teresa Rudolph said, on July 11, 2016 at 12:38 am

I always knew there was a reason why I'm a dog person.